Oh Henry, why can’t you learn to poop and pee outside?
Oh Henry, why do you feel the need to wash your paws in your water bowl when you drink?
Oh Henry, when outside why do you need an hour to pick to the exact spot to is it a walking and sniffing Tibetan meditation you perform?
Oh Henry, please don’t eat the carpet, sofa, dining room chairs, ottoman, pillows, etc.
Oh Henry, be careful when messing with the cats.